Joseph and Mary meets Father Christmas

Tom

Yoo are going to get those mannequins nicked, probably on a Saturday night, or some drunken idiot will be offering them out for a fight, because they are staring at him

One bit they never explain:

Mary: a married woman and a virgin?

What is it with Joseph?

Is he waiting for them to invent Viagra?

"Is he waiting for them to invent Viagra?"

Isn't that a beautiful waterfall in Canada?

No Mollie, Its a four wheel drive car, better known as a SUV, ( sports utility vehicle) , Its understandable you getting mixed up, Its a generation thing,

How to let the population of Wigan know you are a not-reet without telling them you are a not-reet.

I bet everyone who drives past must be thinking to themselves…..“that must be where the local loony lives”. I certainly would!

Tommy Tee, You make a valid point as there are many less imaginative people out there who go out to spoil or gift of entertaining, In nature too, A blackbird sings a song to communicate to its own family and in doing so, brightens our day but, there is often a spoiler about, a malicious uneducated low life with a catapult,
There is low life all around us, Even on this forum and, we must ignore them and hope that one day, they will wake up and get that good feeling that we get from , lifting someone's day,,

Best Christmas display Shevington 2022

Tom

Doo yoo remember those statues which they put on the canal bank, and a lad took Umbridge at them, because he said they were staring at him, so he lopped of their heads with a spade

No Tommy I can't say I do, I find most canal walkers and cyclists to be respectful towards others and the countryside, If you compare the litter on the canal bank to that on a road were cars travel, there is a massive difference,

The high winds tonight have blown my display into to four corners of Goose green the upside is, I have a sail boat , a plastic greenhouse cover, two garden gnomes and a orange coloured bucket from other post codes of Wigan, If you have any of the above missing from your house, send a postcard to
thatsmyitem.com

Divine intervention?

I see my magnetic charm has raised the low life from the cell block again, We are one shy of the full quartet, the cleverest of the 4, well done Baz,

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I see my magnetic charm has raised the low life from the cell block again,


I think its more to do with your juvenile, idiotic and narcissistic behaviour Tom

ok I've managed to find the owners of all the jetsom and flopsum from the storm winds and they were all thankful for their safe return, Each person expressed sincere delight in my displays and wished my mannequins a speedy recovery from the storm damage, One of them who works in a body repair shop , offered his services to repair any of my mannequins that are damage because his whole family look forward to my displays ans enjoy them so much, Isn't it nice to have good neighbours ? Mind you, not everyone who reads my posts have good neighbours so you'll just have to believe how nice it is,,

Agree. I really appreciate having good neighbours. Hasn't always been the case, known some horrors, times past.

Good neighbours now, so I try to look after them and show my appreciation.